OSCARS - SMOSCARS!!!

Is all the Academy Awards hoopla getting up around your chin?

Do you really care what Joan Rivers thinks of Tilda Swinton’s gown?

(Someone should ask Tilda what she thinks of Joan’s polyethylene face!)

Come on - admit it - you really don’t give a damn!!!

Except for the special Oscars for Lauren Bacall and Roger Corman - it will be either a yawn-fest or a train wreck.

(And let’s face it, Almodovar’s “Broken Embraces” was the best film of 2009 - and it didn’t get nominated for jack!)

So why not step away for all these sad, celebrity skins, and listen to some truly glamorous music?

Why not indulge in some glamorous sounds about about some real stars - like Gloria Grahame, Kenneth Anger, Jack Smith, Dario Argento and Mario Bava?

Misty Roses will be featured live in performance on East Village Radio’s Just Music program, March 7, 10 p.m. to midnight.

Our set should commence around 11 p.m.

(Just click Rob and/or Snow White for more details, a link to the station, etc.)

And if you HAVE to watch the Oscars, the show will be immediately archived and available for your entertainment at your convenience.

Cheers, and we would like to thank Jesus for this award, etc. ….